![]() ![]() I PROMISE!īut there are definitely a few things you should know before we dive in, snout-first. Patterson’s writing career is characterized by a single mission: to prove to everyone, from children to. If you read this dog diary, you’ll be living a happier, bouncier, barking-at-raccoons-in-the-backyard-ier life in no time. James Patterson is the world’s bestselling author, best known for his many enduring fictional characters and series, including Alex Cross, the Women’s Murder Club, Michael Bennett, Maximum Ride, Middle School, I Funny, and Jacky Ha-Ha. It’s a canine crash course! SLOBBER SCHOOL! Y’see, my book is practically a manual of muttness. You’ll be sitting there right now, scratching your head in that way that humans do even when they don’t have fleas, wondering to yourself… Poochification? What’s that?ĭon’t you worry, my person-pal, I’ll explain all of it. Now, I know what you’re probably thinking. ![]() Well, if you haven’t, I’d say you’re in desperate need of some serious poochification. ![]() What if you haven’t read any of my PAW-SOME stories before? Join Junior the lovable mischief-making canine in this two-in-one. This is a bark-tastic moment! It’s WAGGY-TAIL-ICIOUS!! WHOA… hang on a second… I’m getting way ahead of myself. Life as a dog is full of tail-wagging adventures. ![]() Humans are my favorite… you’re THE GREATEST, and I can feel a yip-yappy Happy Dance coming on. I tell ya, I couldn’t be more excited to know you’re holding HAPPY HOWLIDAYS! in your five fingery digits, and we’re about to go on a festive adventure together. Oh boy, oh boy, OH BOY… you opened my new book! ![]()
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